Thursday, October 9, 2008

Pending

Subtitle: It is all about gazing


Getting a B-day gift for D2 was a perplexing question to me. I am glad this rambling painting I did served the b-day-gift purpose.

Ivy: You know you are just a baby, you never gonna grow up.
D2: Yeah...that is why every girl calls me 'Hey Baby~'




Girl Singing in the Wreckage


It's my primary instinct to protect the child
Girl singing in the wreckage
My dress is torn, my hair is wild
Girl singing in the wreckage

My first kiss, my early boyfriend
Girl singing in the wreckage
Wet weekends, new years eve parties
Girl singing in the wreckage

Chorus:
Hour after hour after hour (x2)

My 18th birthday, I'll die of boredom
Girl singing in the wreckage
My private world is smashed right open
Girl singing in the wreckage

My 1st trip, my expectations
I had a dream that it would end like this
No destiny, No destination
You hit the ground and then it stops

CHORUS

I miss my hometown, it's nothing special
Call my parents let them know I've arrived
My primary instinct is to protect the child
Send the postcard from the airport

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

无话可说

Subtitle: 图片兴博 (1)



I draw this one couple of weeks ago. I have been very moody lately, and do not feel like expressing myself in words.
Thanks dear Janet called me last week, it is always so nice to hear from you. Hey you know I was not going to be a recluse, I was on the brink of cerebral palsy, haahaha



The Lovers Are Losing
Keane

I dreamed I was drowning
In the river Thames
I dreamed I had nothing at all
Nothing but my own skin

Slipped away from your open hands
Into the river
Saw your face looking back at me
I saw my past and I saw my future

You take the pieces of the dreams that you have
Cause you don't like the way they seem to be going
You cut them up and spread them out on the floor
You're full of hope as you begin rearranging
Put it all back together
But anyway you look at things and try
The lovers are losing

I dreamed I was watching
The young lover's dance
I reached out to touch your hand
But I was watching from a distance

We cling to love like a skidding car
Clinched to the corner
I try to hold on to what we are
The more I squeeze the quicker we all are

You take the pieces of the dreams that you have
Cause you don't like the way they seem to be going
You cut them up and spread them out on the floor
You're full of hope as you begin rearranging
Put it all back together
But anyway you look at things and try
The lovers are losing

I dreamed I had nothing at all (nothing at all)
I dreamed I had nothing at all

You take the pieces of the dreams that you had
Cause you don't like the way they seem to be going
You cut them up and spread them out on the floor
You're full of hope as you begin rearranging
Put it all back together
But in the final reckoning
We're trying
The lovers are losing

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Old Man in Sorrow

Subtitle : life is a losing game:


Of course, the idea of this pencil sketch is not my original.
Vicent Van Gogh sketched it in Nov 1882. It was half meter high and 1/3 meter wide, quite large indeed. In May 1890 Van Gogh painted even larger version of 'old man in sorrow' which almost doubled that black chalk sketch’s size (81cmx65cm). And the oil paint version of 'old man in sorrow' was the one with greater renown.
Ok, Van Gogh did a better job than me, and I guess that is quite alright =D

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Books I have been reading lately (1)



--Peony In Love

哀家一直都judge a book by cover的,借这本书也无非是因为外皮闷骚,见它在Barns and Nobles 的架子上也很显眼, 心想没准会有情节。

到目前为止, 看完了三分之二,老子就已经被雷的外焦里嫩了。

故事讲的是明末清初富家女Peony 的感情经历,八过,整个故事斯拉斯拉地是讲给非中国人听的。说什么, 不管礼教多么繁杂,’there are a lot of hugs and kisses in the house’ 同学们啊~~明末清初啊~~hugs and kisses 啊~~ 靠普吗? 至于 像‘kiss on the forehead’之类 的细节, 这里就不提了, 更雷的是女主人公因为博学多才, 念了世界名著‘牡丹亭’又偶遇风流倜傥一小生,终日怀想, 相思成疾,挂掉了。 在阴间与祖母重逢, 共同回顾她父母之爱情故事, 又在阴间看到风流小生娶了自己生前姐妹。 人神公愤以后决定鬼俯身到姐妹身上与小生重逢。。。。

好啦好啦, 到此为止, 整个儿揍是西厢记,牡丹亭,红楼梦,外代人鬼情未了 ,揉圆了向我砸来。 事已至此,我决定大义凛然的看完它, 不过不鼓励列位看官啦,明知会被雷, 还是退退退吧。
下期预告 ‘eat pray and love’

Saturday, August 30, 2008

神奇的小王 (20)

副标题:三文鱼与树

起个这么文艺的名字完全是因为介个造型得来全不费功夫。
原本是想把切成条的三文鱼摆成朵花儿, 日本芥末做叶子, 结果接了个电话, 回来小花儿就长成大树啦~
心得一二三:
1)三文鱼要切得薄
2)日本芥末要新鲜
3)表做得太多, 鱼要现买现做现吃, 放不新鲜就没意思了。


Tuesday, August 12, 2008

宏营语录

宏营小朋友有着彪悍的小宇宙, 和令人抓狂的思维体系。
这个北大毕业的闺秀, 说起话来又嗲又卡通, 基本上揍是个林志玲版的机器猫。
别的无须赘言, 列为看官可劲儿联想揍是了。

1)在TjMaxx里,场景一
Ivy: 我要去试衣间里试这些衣服, 你要不要也拿些一起去试啊?
HY: 不要, 反正我又不会买的。
Ivy: 我有说让你买吗?试着玩儿呗, 有点娱乐精神好不好~
HY: … 好吧, 我就是来陪你娱乐的
(奉献精神)

2)TjMaxx, 试衣间, 场景二
HY: 你真的没胸哎, 都是空的。
Ivy: 嗯, 我就想把腿上的肉割下5磅贴在胸上。
HY: 嗯,我也想割下5磅,贴。。。嗯。。扔掉好了
(一语双关)

3)TjMaxx, 试衣间, 场景三
Ivy: 怎么衣服都这么大呀?
HY: 你太瘦了。
Ivy: 人人都想瘦, 为什么作为一个减肥成功人士我却买不到衣服穿.
HY: 你有减肥吗?
Ivy: 没有, 我属于增肥失败人士
(事物的两面性)

4)电话上:
Ivy: 你就要回国了,会有很长时间见不到你, 现在给你三分钟时间, 对我诉衷肠。
HY: 什么是诉衷肠呀阿阿~
Ivy: 就是说我的好听话,。。一,二,三,。。开始~!~
HY: 。。。你好看,
Ivy: 嗯,
HY:你要给我做饭。
Ivy: 嗯?
HY: 你要带我买菜, 你要给我打电话, 还要给我写email…
Ivy: 打住!衷肠不是这样诉的好不好~~
(注水衷肠)

5)还是电话上
Ivy: 猪,
HY : 猪,
Ivy: 我是珍珠的zhu
HY: 那我也是珍珠的zhu
Ivy: 你是存钱罐儿的猪, 背后有眼儿, 肚上有盖儿, 啊哈哈~~
HY: 讨厌~
(欺负了邻家小妹 )

6)又是电话上
HY: 大头丹
Ivy: 无头营
(开诚布公)

7)一张照片引发的一道数学题


照片题名为,
“Ivy 和她的宠物 等于 HY 和她的宠物”,
但是ivy 不等于 HY
为什么呢?
因为Ivy 和HY 互为宠物
(不过最近一直都是她在对我投放食物啦 ~_~)

Friday, August 8, 2008

没对

怎么会这样?一桩接一桩。 
不踏实,永久焦虑, 
哪里没对
My life just wrong.
I am going back to my planet..
Bye earth..
..
..
..
if I can.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

第一口蛋糕的滋味,



做王菲是什么感觉啊~~

Thursday, July 3, 2008

一片空白

忙乱,
一天一天, 在东岸三天, 在西岸三天, 需要酒精来保证睡眠。
今天终于飞回芝加哥, 已是凌晨,开车到公司,打开电脑,大上司两封邮件躺在眼前。
回了, 说:咱们 system failure, 您急也没有P用。当然我的语气很婉转, 并加上了节日快乐之类的filling words。

国庆长假, 有场婚礼要参加, 伴娘们要穿新娘指定的短旗袍, 娘类~ 哀家很难走传统这条路线, 那身短旗袍若不被我演绎成夜店风尘女,就是大堂服务生, 很大程度上, 取决于配什么鞋子。

其实有点害怕参加婚礼, 那份喧闹,喜庆,甜蜜与我当下那种挥之不去的挫败感不符。

很偶尔的, 会怀念那个温暖的拥抱, 然后后知后觉的抽噎一场, 再然后便神情麻木的从一场忙乱投入到另一场忙乱中去。

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Is Life Funny?


It is always pretty, from all angles. Maddly in love with it, yet I have not role but a traveller.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Like her



http://www.myspace.com/duffymyspace

Saturday, May 3, 2008

seven colors


Drew it for now reason.
_____cut and copy___kinda funny___
70后、80后、90后的离奇区别
1、
70后:工作狂基本上都是70后的。
80后:而我们,拒绝加班!
90后 :拒绝上班!
2、
70后:他们喜欢穿七匹狼或者猛龙牌子的衣服。
80后: 我们喜欢G-Star之类的。
90后 :乞丐服,越花越好,越破越好..一个洞时尚,两个洞潮流,三个洞个性...
3、
70后:他们唱k的时候只会乱吼──例如2002年的第一场雪,然后就拼命拉着你喝酒,不让你唱。
80后:Mic霸一般是我们。
90后 :我们不止会唱,还会跳!
4、
70后:他们的话题除了工作就是股票。
80后:我们的话题更多,有英超、魔兽……
90后 :QQ等级,QQ秀...
5、
70后:他们如果有笔记本,会喜欢到公众场合用。
80后:我们才不会背那么重的东西在身上。
90后 :只要苹果笔记本,而且不止一台...
6、
70后:他们喜欢喝红酒,一般是长城红酒。
80后:我们要么不喝酒,要么就喝啤酒。
90后 :韩国果汁,日本汽水...
7、
70后:他们无论任何时候,看到有站着的领导,都会马上给领导让座。
80后:我们崇尚上下级平等。
90后:天上地下,唯我独尊!
8、
70后:他们娶老婆的时候想娶处女。
80后:我们觉得无所谓,只要相互感情好就可以了。
90后:结婚需要感情吗?..需要结婚吗?..
9、
70后:他们觉得每个日本人、美国人、台湾人都想攻打中国。
80后:我们喜欢日本的连续剧、台湾的综艺节目、美国的大片。
90后:我要去日本,因为我是日系MM...
10、
70后:他们希望中国用核弹把上面三个国家(地区)都灭了。
80后:我们希望和平。
90后:和我无关!打仗衣服会降价吗?那就打呗~~
11、
70后:他们对服务员态度恶劣,或者言语上调戏女服务员。
80后:我们只在点菜和结帐时会跟服务员说话。
90后:从不和waitress说话,只会背后讨论她的衣服很土...
12、
70后:他们有存款。
80后:我们负债。
90后:我们有老爸!
13、
70后:他们会把房子买在番禺或者花都,然后每天早上花一个多小时乘车去上班。
80后:我们喜欢在公司附近租房子,每天骑车或走路去上班,就为了早上多睡一会。
90后:我们住哪里都可以,只要BF喜欢...
14、
70后:他们结交有背景有地位的人。
80后:我们结交志趣相投的人。
90后:我们结交满身文身的帅哥!
15、
70后:他们周末约客户去吃饭。
80后:我们周末约同学去踢球。
90后:一个礼拜7天周末,想做什么做什么!
16、
70后:他们喝酒时喜欢跟别人干杯
80后:我们能喝多少喝多少,喝不下了,怎么也不肯再喝
90后:我不是随便喝酒的人,我随便喝起酒来不是人~
17、
70后:他们的家进门要脱鞋。
80后:我们家进门不用脱鞋。
90后:我们上床睡觉都不脱鞋!
18、
70后:他们五一、国庆去旅游,然后会在各个景点门口拍下很多V字手势的照片。
80后:我们五一、国庆在家睡觉,或者约朋友去唱k,去旅游,我们只会拍景色。
90后:我们天天是五一,国庆....取消五一没什么关系...
19、
70后:吃饭时,他们喜欢坐在老板旁边
80后:我们最好别坐在老板旁边,那才无拘无束
90后 :我是老板!
20、
70后:他们跟陌生人在一起的时候喜欢找话题说。
80后:我们不太搭理陌生人,故意找话题不累么?
90后:你谁阿,穿这么土,死开~ 帅哥,交个朋友好嘛?~~