神奇的小王 （20）

副标题：三文鱼与树

起个这么文艺的名字完全是因为介个造型得来全不费功夫。
原本是想把切成条的三文鱼摆成朵花儿， 日本芥末做叶子， 结果接了个电话， 回来小花儿就长成大树啦~
心得一二三：
1）三文鱼要切得薄
2）日本芥末要新鲜
3）表做得太多， 鱼要现买现做现吃， 放不新鲜就没意思了。

宏营语录

宏营小朋友有着彪悍的小宇宙， 和令人抓狂的思维体系。
这个北大毕业的闺秀， 说起话来又嗲又卡通， 基本上揍是个林志玲版的机器猫。
别的无须赘言， 列为看官可劲儿联想揍是了。

1）在TjMaxx里，场景一
Ivy: 我要去试衣间里试这些衣服， 你要不要也拿些一起去试啊？
HY: 不要， 反正我又不会买的。
Ivy: 我有说让你买吗？试着玩儿呗， 有点娱乐精神好不好~
HY: … 好吧， 我就是来陪你娱乐的。
（奉献精神）

2）TjMaxx， 试衣间， 场景二
HY: 你真的没胸哎， 都是空的。
Ivy: 嗯， 我就想把腿上的肉割下5磅贴在胸上。
HY: 嗯，我也想割下5磅，贴。。。嗯。。扔掉好了。
（一语双关）

3）TjMaxx, 试衣间， 场景三
Ivy: 怎么衣服都这么大呀？
HY: 你太瘦了。
Ivy: 人人都想瘦， 为什么作为一个减肥成功人士我却买不到衣服穿.
HY: 你有减肥吗？
Ivy: 没有， 我属于增肥失败人士。
（事物的两面性）

4）电话上：
Ivy: 你就要回国了，会有很长时间见不到你， 现在给你三分钟时间， 对我诉衷肠。
HY: 什么是诉衷肠呀阿阿~
Ivy: 就是说我的好听话，。。一，二，三，。。开始~！~
HY: 。。。你好看，
Ivy: 嗯，
HY：你要给我做饭。
Ivy: 嗯？
HY: 你要带我买菜， 你要给我打电话， 还要给我写email…
Ivy: 打住！衷肠不是这样诉的好不好~~
(注水衷肠)

5）还是电话上
Ivy: 猪，
HY : 猪，
Ivy: 我是珍珠的zhu
HY: 那我也是珍珠的zhu
Ivy: 你是存钱罐儿的猪， 背后有眼儿， 肚上有盖儿， 啊哈哈~~
HY: 讨厌~
（欺负了邻家小妹 ）

6）又是电话上
HY: 大头丹
Ivy: 无头营
（开诚布公）

7）一张照片引发的一道数学题

照片题名为，
“Ivy 和她的宠物 等于 HY 和她的宠物”，
但是ivy 不等于 HY
为什么呢？
因为Ivy 和HY 互为宠物，

(不过最近一直都是她在对我投放食物啦 ~_~)

没对

怎么会这样？一桩接一桩。　
不踏实，永久焦虑，　
哪里没对
Ｍｙ　ｌｉｆｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｗｒｏｎｇ．
Ｉ　ａｍ　ｇｏｉｎｇ　ｂａｃｋ　ｔｏ　ｍｙ　ｐｌａｎｅｔ．．
Ｂｙｅ　ｅａｒｔｈ．．
．．
．．
．．
ｉｆ　Ｉ　ｃａｎ．

第一口蛋糕的滋味，

做王菲是什么感觉啊~~

一片空白

忙乱，
一天一天， 在东岸三天， 在西岸三天， 需要酒精来保证睡眠。
今天终于飞回芝加哥， 已是凌晨，开车到公司，打开电脑，大上司两封邮件躺在眼前。
回了， 说：咱们 system failure， 您急也没有P用。当然我的语气很婉转， 并加上了节日快乐之类的filling words。

国庆长假， 有场婚礼要参加， 伴娘们要穿新娘指定的短旗袍， 娘类~ 哀家很难走传统这条路线， 那身短旗袍若不被我演绎成夜店风尘女，就是大堂服务生， 很大程度上， 取决于配什么鞋子。

其实有点害怕参加婚礼， 那份喧闹，喜庆，甜蜜与我当下那种挥之不去的挫败感不符。

很偶尔的， 会怀念那个温暖的拥抱， 然后后知后觉的抽噎一场， 再然后便神情麻木的从一场忙乱投入到另一场忙乱中去。

Is Life Funny?

It is always pretty, from all angles. Maddly in love with it, yet I have not role but a traveller.

Like her

http://www.myspace.com/duffymyspace

seven colors

Drew it for now reason.

_____cut and copy___kinda funny___

70后、80后、90后的离奇区别

1、
70后：工作狂基本上都是70后的。
80后：而我们，拒绝加班！
90后 ：拒绝上班！
2、
70后：他们喜欢穿七匹狼或者猛龙牌子的衣服。
80后： 我们喜欢G-Star之类的。
90后 ：乞丐服，越花越好,越破越好..一个洞时尚，两个洞潮流，三个洞个性...
3、
70后：他们唱k的时候只会乱吼──例如2002年的第一场雪，然后就拼命拉着你喝酒，不让你唱。
80后：Mic霸一般是我们。
90后 ：我们不止会唱，还会跳！
4、
70后：他们的话题除了工作就是股票。
80后：我们的话题更多，有英超、魔兽……
90后 ：QQ等级，QQ秀...
5、
70后：他们如果有笔记本，会喜欢到公众场合用。
80后：我们才不会背那么重的东西在身上。
90后 ：只要苹果笔记本，而且不止一台...
6、
70后：他们喜欢喝红酒，一般是长城红酒。
80后：我们要么不喝酒，要么就喝啤酒。
90后 ：韩国果汁，日本汽水...
7、
70后：他们无论任何时候，看到有站着的领导，都会马上给领导让座。
80后：我们崇尚上下级平等。
90后：天上地下，唯我独尊！
8、
70后：他们娶老婆的时候想娶处女。
80后：我们觉得无所谓，只要相互感情好就可以了。
90后：结婚需要感情吗？..需要结婚吗？..
9、
70后：他们觉得每个日本人、美国人、台湾人都想攻打中国。
80后：我们喜欢日本的连续剧、台湾的综艺节目、美国的大片。
90后：我要去日本，因为我是日系MM...
10、
70后：他们希望中国用核弹把上面三个国家(地区)都灭了。
80后：我们希望和平。
90后：和我无关！打仗衣服会降价吗？那就打呗~~
11、
70后：他们对服务员态度恶劣，或者言语上调戏女服务员。
80后：我们只在点菜和结帐时会跟服务员说话。
90后：从不和waitress说话，只会背后讨论她的衣服很土...
12、
70后：他们有存款。
80后：我们负债。
90后：我们有老爸！
13、
70后：他们会把房子买在番禺或者花都，然后每天早上花一个多小时乘车去上班。
80后：我们喜欢在公司附近租房子，每天骑车或走路去上班，就为了早上多睡一会。
90后：我们住哪里都可以，只要BF喜欢...
14、
70后：他们结交有背景有地位的人。
80后：我们结交志趣相投的人。
90后：我们结交满身文身的帅哥！
15、
70后：他们周末约客户去吃饭。
80后：我们周末约同学去踢球。
90后：一个礼拜7天周末，想做什么做什么！
16、
70后：他们喝酒时喜欢跟别人干杯
80后：我们能喝多少喝多少，喝不下了，怎么也不肯再喝
90后：我不是随便喝酒的人，我随便喝起酒来不是人～
17、
70后：他们的家进门要脱鞋。
80后：我们家进门不用脱鞋。
90后：我们上床睡觉都不脱鞋！
18、
70后：他们五一、国庆去旅游，然后会在各个景点门口拍下很多V字手势的照片。
80后：我们五一、国庆在家睡觉，或者约朋友去唱k，去旅游，我们只会拍景色。
90后：我们天天是五一，国庆....取消五一没什么关系...
19、
70后：吃饭时，他们喜欢坐在老板旁边
80后：我们最好别坐在老板旁边，那才无拘无束
90后　：我是老板！
20、
70后：他们跟陌生人在一起的时候喜欢找话题说。
80后：我们不太搭理陌生人，故意找话题不累么？
90后：你谁阿，穿这么土，死开～ 帅哥，交个朋友好嘛？～～

A day just gone by

9:30am woke up. I barely wake up this late, even on weekends. But since the weather just getting warm that my apartment building finally stopped the bake-you-as-a-potato-heater, yet still not too warm to stay in bed. So with this kind of guilty pleasure, I got up 2 hours late than usual.

9:30 -11:00am breakfast, Okay, it was a brunch, coz I woke up so late. My new innovation of meat + noodle + raw veggies + salad dressing + pan fired egg. These were all I have in my refrigerator, and it was so damn good.

11:00 – 12:00pm Apartment hunting … in the same building. I was thinking go somewhere rather than downtown, since it is so not safe, we just got another safety alert and parking is bad too. But it is really hard to find a place like this where the rent is reasonable, includes everything even electricity, and the hard wood floor is crucial. Why do I have to move? C and I are both graduating this summer, our roommate-ship is coming to an end. A little sad but it is ok, she is great girl but I would love to have a place I can totally in charge of the life-quality-control, meaning no over night garbage, no dirty dishes in the sink, no spaghetti sauce on the floor. Anyhow, I found a studio on fifth floor, and I am signing the lease on Monday.

12:00 – 2:00pm library, checked my email…sigh~~

Dr K’s data has been sitting on my desk for 6 weeks now. I figured that if he can wait for 6 weeks, maybe he will be ok with waiting another week. So I decided go shopping instead of data mining. It is so easy to tell which one is more fun.

2:00-5:00pm Shopping in Grand Avenue. After the gas price has soared to $3.8/G I am making most of my trip by feet now. Luckily it is not too far. I got a Kodak digital camera for NaNa’s wedding from the mall. 8 mega pixels, big lcd screen, really easy to use just press the biggest button on the top and that will be all. I did not consult anyone before I made this purchase, as a high-tech idiot I usually do, coz, heck, all those electronics are looking pretty good to me. Anyhow, since Nana is not much high-tech than me I hope this one would work, if not I also have a red envelop loaded with cash, so she can just get whatever she likes. Thoughtful huh? I know.

I also went to public library on my way back. Check out a movie called ‘Prime’, never heard of it, but I do like Meryl Streep so up to give it a try. Checked out a book ‘About Alice’, also never heard of it, I just like the simple clean cover. That is all.

5:00-6:30pm dinner, eat whatever visible and eatable in kitchen.

6:30-9:30pm watch this movie in my bed with nuts and three bottles of beer. Do not ask me why, it just happened this way. It was a love story but not that kind of story you want watch again. Still, pretty good, with appreciation of each other’s existence the man and woman in this movie still decided not being together at the end, a little anti-Hollywood, yet understandable.

After 9:30 pm, read ‘About Alice’ and thinking maybe I should record my day. Maybe I write the book review after I done with it. But to be honest, it is really rare I can finish a book before its returning date, especially, I have another two books on hand already. Is that count as one of my greedy nature evidences?

神奇的小王 （17）

副标题： 攻占厨房最后一个死角

一直都很爱吃鱼， 却很少做， 第一是实验成本要比瓜果蔬菜高，二是那时做饭都是给d2吃， 他总是会被刺卡到。

前段时间在中国店看到有鲜鱼，便心血来潮冲了头顶，拎了一条。

到家就傻眼了， 这么整的一条，没破肚还带着麟。 草草草 心中暗骂三声，努力回忆着娘亲和奶奶都是怎么整的， 结果年代太久远了， 啥也想不起来了。自个儿来吧。

鱼鳞是拿steak knife 刮得， 比想象中容易， 揪着鱼尾巴往外刷刷刷， 小C 饶有兴趣的凑过来，像看西洋景似的嚷 ‘OMG never seen fish this way～’然后又像个观光客般拿着相机狂照，然后就有以下这组照片。

刮鳞， 破肚，剪鳍， 扣鳃，掏内脏， 哇～ 居然是条mom fish， 好多鱼籽，罪过罪过。 也掏出来， 蒸了，和香辣菜炒在一起。 高脂肪高蛋白， 吃吧～

锅放油， 烧热， 放鱼， 两边煎黄。 转大锅，加水， 加葱姜， 加料酒一点点。 到此为止一切顺利， 创意大发， 又加了豆腐， 红萝卜， 奶油玉米。 娃哈哈，色香味， 相当不错。

不过哀家恶习已深， 没人陪就不肯吃饭。 所以做好以后， 分了宏莹1/3，自己喝了1/3, 倒掉了剩下的1/3。 这条鱼的使命就这样完成了。还有这已是很久以前做了， 没有正经儿做饭已经好多月 =（

In Celebration of Love

This is for HongYing and her honey N, just think they are kinda cute together.

How long we have not use that 'L' word?

Face . Book

You know there is this thing called facebook, which I barely use but if somebody writes something on my wall or sent me a message I will check it. So I checked it yesterday, and one more click I was on d2’s page. I was happily surprised by several pic of him linked from others. I was surprised because d2 is such a low key person that he won’t put his pictures online by himself, but finally there are some to see. I was happy because he looked pretty good in those b-day party pictures; he even had a hair cut and shaved.
And that is that, until second day I got hit by this thought that who is d2? He was the person I know everything of. I use to know what did he do everyday, who did he see, what funny things happened yaali yaali yaala. I use to even know what he ate, what he was wearing inside out, how many cigarettes he smoked a day ….. But now, I can only make some random assumptions guessing how his life looks like. Who is he? He was the person I wanted to marry to so badly, suddenly he is stranger again.
After finished the big report for my class today, I could not get rid of this picture hanging in my mind. So I drew it down. I actually emailed d2 my drawing and asked if he could put on his facebook as ID pic, although it won’t really matter a thing for either of us, I guess. I was amazed by the strong color contrast after I was done, red is my color and black is d2’s favorite. I did not do it on purpose; the color combination came out naturally. It was not a hard drawing at all, but most struggling one I must say, since my hands were shaking so bad when I was drawing it that I had to take a few breaks in order to finish.

My . Face

I am still afraid of being old, yet I know it comes sooner or later. So I got this idea that if I can not fight for it, I am going to record it. I created a new photo album named ‘daily’, meaning I am going to take a pictures of myself each day and upload them under that album. So a year later I will have at least 365 or more pictures and by go though them I can find out what day on where I had which wrinkle. Haha , is this something sounds crazy and fun?! It already started.