To Whom Barked Me Over the Phone

“低调是永恒的美德， 缺心眼的话就要学会沉默。。。”
----北京病人

“Make those stupid people shut up! ”
---Happy Bunny

补充： 我俩儿一周瑜，一黄盖，管你丫P事啊！ F8888R,气死哀家了！！
---Ivy

Right Now

Devastated 毁灭
Broken 破碎
Hurt 伤痛
Empty 空乏
Senseless 麻木

残垣断壁，

万劫不复，

撕裂，

从头皮，到脚心。。。

It was so beautiful, it hurts.

一切落幕，
而自己， 却在瞬间衰老。。

Farewell

When I woke up this morning, I told myself, it is another day, it is the time to put myself together and move on. I ate breakfast with tears, but at least, I started eating. I went jogging with two puffy eyes, but at least, I decided getting out of the room. So, you see, I am moving … on…

I am that kind girl, who likes to do stupid, crazy things from now and then ( I guess you already knew that.) Sometimes, I’m sobbing to myself that I might never met another guy who would love me half as much as the love you had given me. But I have to leave, for the best of both of us (at least, by now, I think so, or I just did another spectacular job to mess everything up).

To my little world, many of men, whether of friends, dates or lovers – are but dimly known and I met them only to forget them: but you and our past will not be allowed so easily to die and I will treasure … to the very end of my little life. All the images of us together will always be beautiful, from the first one to the last...

Farewell Ding Ding, thanks for your love, take good care of yourself as you promised me, please…. and I will stop crying…

Thanks DingDing

Me, being such a mess, can still cry in your arms and get kisses from you on my forehead.

Horoscope

My horoscope today says :" here's nothing wrong with being extra picky now as you weigh the possibilities of deepening an existing relationship or stepping into a new one. Don't let anyone talk you out of your gut feelings, for you probably know what's good for you and what's not. An impulsive choice may not serve you well; taking your time will help you to get it right. "

I love the word 'impulsive', coz it is so me, and it is how I have been for so long.... The only time I won't act impulsively is the time I say 'oh~ shit!~'

about marriage

"Why on earth are you eager too enter into a lifelong relationship the only purpose of which is to strangely every iota of individuality out of you"

---- 'Everyone worth knowing' by Lauren Weisberger

红英语录 2

关于计划一个evening

小王： 我把你放在书店， 你就自己转转。
红英： 然后呢？
小王：然后找点东西吃。
红英： 然后呢？
小王：　然后我去教课，　下课来接你呀，
红英： 然后呢？
小王 （瞪眼， 怒～） 哪有那么多然后？！
红英 （低头， 委屈）。。。。 我一直再等你讲晚饭的事啊～～


关于未来

小王： 那辆车很好啊， 以后有了孩子就买一辆， 后座还可以放 baby seat.
红英: 你什么时候生孩子啊～？
小王： 过两年吧，
红英： 那你什么时候结婚啊～？
小王： 过两年吧，
红英： 不是要先结婚吗～？
小王： 到时候再说吧，
红英： 。。。。被你打倒了。。。。

note: 这位姑娘做人可真是认真哇～

红英语录 1

关于微波壶

红英 ： 壶里没热水啦～
小王： 去接点，放到微波炉里热一下就好了。
红英: 不知道这个是不是可微波的壶啊？
小王： 去微一下 就知道了嘛
红英： 要是把壶微坏了怎么办？
小王： 那就证明这个是个不可微波的水壶嘞？
红英： 那我就没有壶用了。
小王： 我以为你只想知道可不可以微波。
红英： ？？？？


关于当电灯泡

红英： 你要是去约会我就不跟你去了，，，，当电灯泡。
小王： 我要是去约会， 你想去我也不带你去。
。。。。（两分钟后）。。。。
红英 (自言自语)： 带我去我也不去。。
小王： 我都说了不带你去的了～～～